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If you make Belarus mad she will stab you with her knife If you steal Russia's vodka He will beat you with his bloody pipe If you take away Germany's beer/wurst/potatos He will whip you with his whip If you call prussia 'unawesome' You will never see another day If you take away France's wine He will...(you know)with his pedo smile If you take away England his tea He will curse you with bushy brows If you take away Italy's pasta He will stab you with his white flag If you mess with Greece's cats He will send the army after you If you tell China Shinatty chan is not cute He will wack you with his wok If you raise Japan's food

               You straightened out your large frilly skirt as you locked your door behind you. You look at yyour locket and smile before uttering an ‘Another day, grandma’ under your breath. You began to walk downstairs to a store front with many clothes lining the front. Baskets of plushies are nestled against the front counter and yarn balls line behind the register along with knitting needles. You and you alone ran the tailor shop. You sold anything that could be sewed, crocheted, knitted, weaved, anything to do with fabric you were all over. You also had a soft heart with an even softer voice. You took some cat food from unde

Title: 'Notes' Ship: Kageyama Tobio x Reader Fandom: Haikyuu Written by Virsetta-chan Warnings: none --------------------------------- The first time you saw him was on the train. He offered his seat to an old woman. You didn’t know his name back then nor did you know him, but still those fascinating dark blue-gray eyes captivated you the second you saw them. His gaze was sharp and piercing yet somehow softened when he heard the words of gratitude. And then his eyes met with yours. You didn’t even realize that you were staring at him all the time. Turning immediately, you felt the blood rushing to your face as your cheeks f

Warnings! This story contains kinks and other pervert materials, but no acts at all! If you're not comfortable with sexual talk then don't read! Not a lemon, not a lime, but just pervy in it's own way! Thank you and enjoy! It was a normal day like any other and the World Meeting was kept in France once again. You were happy being in France. Country was beautiful, people were each one beautiful on their own French way and food was great. Especially you liked the souvenirs! You always got yourself some nice souvenirs and memories each time you visited in another country. Your house was like full of all kind of useless but cute and nice little

「✧」            You didn’t expect deep space to be so quiet.            Despite its enduring tranquility, the universe was a field of vibrant colors on black canvas: every part of space was freckled with stars and constellations, and from where you stood, the other distant planets looked like multitudes of scattered marbles, each differing in color and size. Your eyes flutter to another individual some distance away from you, who is currently examining an object on the ground.            Bokuto was your assigned partner for the space mission. You initially did not know him very well; while both of you were in t

[A/N: I just want to apologize to everyone because I completely forgot to mention that Bokuto and Akaashi were only appearing in the last chapter only so Bokuto isn’t going to be paired with Reader-chan. Sorry but it’s way too late to add him.] Day 29 “We’re going to have a party! We’re going to have a party!” You, Oikawa, Hinata and Yachi danced around in a silly manner since you were having a party tonight to celebrate the achievements everyone made during the month. “I can’t wait for the food.” Hinata drooled as he imagined a table covered with plates of delicious food while Oikawa

The young woman [Name] sat in her booth talking with her customers at least 10 minutes each. She was one of the most wisest and most beautiful women in her island. With a job, unlike any other- she was a love expert. She could easily see the problem within a relationship and see what may be lacking. She didn't know where her insight came from but she used it as a money source when she was running low. Today was one of them- she was lucky when many men and woman were lined up awaiting their love answers to their single or taken life. The day was long but she did obtain many customers and a lot of money. She currently was about to talk with her

Cancer          Today was a peaceful day for you so far as you worked at the library you set up.  It might be a small business but you were content with it.  Then, the store door opened revealing Prussia stepping in and giving you a smirk.  He was wearing sunglasses.  You rolled your eyes. "Hey there, Prussia.  How are you?"          Prussia approached the counter and set his hands on the table, smirking at your form.  You could just stare at him. "Marry me, [Name]!"  he said boldly, his smirk never fading.          All you could do was shot a look back at him and walked away to the bookshelves in the library.  You picked up some book

[F/N] = Friend Name [T/N] = Town Name ________ = Your name WARNING: This is LONG. Unnecessarily so... All For You “Where are we going?” “You'll see.” You looked out the window of the bus and watched the multitudes of people, buildings, and signs as they flew by. Sometimes they were blurs of colors and other times mismatched shapes that made your eyes dance to watch. Being in a different country, you supposed you should feel nervous about not knowing where your friend was taking you. With no knowledge of the language and not the slightest of idea of your destination, it was justified for you to be anxious. Most esp

i will always be yours. even when you don’t want me anymore. Epilogue: Zao’s Ending Warning: Some heated  content. Viewer discretion is advised. —  Chapter Ten Flashback —    “Allen and I have more in common.”    “But… Alfred is your childhood friend.”    “Yeah,” He sighed. “I trust him more than Allen.”    You stared at him, puzzled. “So whose side are you on?”    At this, he smirked again. “…Mine,” The bed creaked as he got on all fours and looked you right in the eye; you had to admit that your body flushed and your

My Cutie, Iceland For the Disney Parks lovers Music I never put an author's note, but this contains visuals for comedic effect, so it would be funniest if you scrolled down one line at a time.    Today was finally the day! Every year, you go on a week long trip to Disneyland with the Nordic Five. You were all packed and almost ready to head over to their house. You walked past your fridge and smiled at the picture from last year.    It was a picture of the six of you on the roller coaster, California Screamin'. In the front, your loud Danish friend, Mathias had his arms in the air and was yelling at Lukas. The poor Norwegian, Lukas, wa